nunu


manic cure (after kurokawa)

Architectural nails will set you straight. Kurokawa as interpreted by Cassie Thornton for Temporary Art Beauty Services. Request yours today: Affordable art for today’s economy.

“le masque”

O blasphemy of art! Fatal surprise!
That exquisite body, that promise of delight,
At the top turns into a two-headed monster!

Why no! it’s but a mask, a lying ornament,
That visage enlivened by a dainty grimace,
And look, here is, atrociously shriveled,
The real, true head, the sincere countenance
Reversed and hidden by the lying face.
Poor glamorous beauty! the magnificent stream
Of your tears flows into my anguished heart;
Your falsehood makes me drunk and my soul slakes its thirst
At the flood from your eyes, which Suffering causes!

— But why is she weeping? She, the perfect beauty,
Who could put at her feet the conquered human race,
What secret malady gnaws at those sturdy flanks?

— She is weeping, fool, because she has lived!
And because she lives! But what she deplores
Most, what makes her shudder down to her knees,
Is that tomorrow, alas! she will still have to live!
Tomorrow, after tomorrow, always! — like us!

–Charles Baudelaire, from “Le Masque,” trans. by William Aggeler, The Flowers of Evil (Fresno, CA: Academy Library Guild, 1954)

“revolution pipe bomb” by lisa kirk

Last year, artist Lisa Kirk installed Revolution Pipe Bomb–tiny bronzed pipe bombs containing vials of a fragrance lisa kirk dubs “revolution,” you know, that smells like gunpowder, sweat and 1968–on the ceiling of P.S. 1. This past month, it lived at Invisible Exports, underneath House of Cards, her shanty time share installation, in what the real estate sale specialist (an actor in the gallery selling weeks in the time share) dubbed “the bomb shelter.” “Ask what’s under the rug,” the press release coaxed. Once inside the bomb shelter-cum-terrorist cell, a “commercial” for Revolution Pipe Bomb: The Fragrance starts to play and you see legs in combat boots running through Soho, alternating with shots of confused bystanders. Cut to a sniper, who shoots a person, then cut back to the running legs. At the end of the short film, two black-clad figures wearing face masks confront each other, then rip off their masks to reveal a beautiful woman and a handsome male counterpart. It’s the kind of dramatic pairing-off you see in fashion or fragrance ads all the time, followed by a product shot: “Revolution. A new fragrance.” I can’t quite remember the script, but you can imagine the voiceover, it’s one we’ve all heard (I hear it everyday when I spritz myself with perfume).

The production values of Kirk’s “commercial” are as high as any fashion or beauty ad–and, in fact, I was reminded of the fashion films I watched when I wrote The New Fashion Porn for The Daily Beast, seductive yet frighteningly hollow and unaware of their own ridiculousness. But Kirk’s “Revolution” is self-aware, of course; it’s an execution of Guy Debord’s concept of detournment - “culture jamming” - the reappropriation of the visual and narrative techniques used in advertising as a means to critique it.

Oddly, fashion often quickly and un-ironically appropriates the very representaions used in its own critique, almost as though in doing so they are always one step ahead (if only fashion actually did think this way, but in reality it does things without intellectual basis). If Jeremy Scott can make a fragrance that smells like a teenage boy’s locker room for Seven New York’s Six Scents perfume collection, then it’s probably not long before someone like John Galliano decides to make his own version of Revolution using Napoleonic guillotine imagery.

Here is the display of the perfume inside the gallery - note the bullet holes in the vitrine, a nice touch. The pipe bombs can be bought as a bronze, silver, gold or even platinum, though Kirk tells me only bronze and silver have been produced and sold. (And, she adds, platinum just looks like silver anyway).

Also downstairs in the shelter, gold-plated (or maybe just polished brass) Molotov cocktails on the left, and in the far right corner, one of Kirk’s paintball paintings. She creates those by filling up paintball guns with Urban Decay liquid foundation, shooting them at the canvas and then taking a blowtorch to it for a burned effect.

All photos by Renata Espinosa.

“the new higher” by john ashbery

You meant more than life to me. I lived through
you not knowing, not knowing I was living.
I learned that you called for me. I came to where
you were living, up a stair. There was no one there.
No one to appreciate me. The legality of it
upset a chair. Many times to celebrate
we were called together and where
we had been there was nothing there,
nothing that is anywhere. We passed obliquely,
leaving no stare. When the sun was done muttering,
in an optimistic way, it was time to leave that there.

Blithely passing in and out of where, blushing shyly
at the tag on the overcoat near the window where
the outside crept away, I put aside the there and now.
Now it was time to stumble anew,
blacking out when time came in the window.
There was not much of it left.
I laughed and put my hands shyly
across your eyes. Can you see now?
Yes I can see I am only in the where
where the blossoming stream takes off, under your window.
Go presently you said. Go from my window.
I am in love with your window I cannot undermine
it, I said.

goodbye to all that

25 minute waits for trains that never come (Uptown V at 42nd); 15 dollar glasses of champagne on unimaginative, gloomy streets (N. 9th); noir escapes into mist and smoker’s outdoor chambers (Berry); Jersey boys yelling unintelligible insults and/or pick-up lines (Greenpoint Ave); brigades of bangs and beards (everywhere); chalky marble stairwells (home); soledad (me).

L train beauty regime

A deeply tanned and creased man wearing a baggy black patchwork leather jacket counts a wad of cash. There are many singles in this wad. He places the wad in his pocket, and pulls out a classic chapstick–regular flavor, black–and glides the stick across each cuticle. Sandpaper fingers end in nails the color of pencil lead. He rubs the lip moisturizer into each finger with great care, then replaces the cap on the chapstick and puts it back in his pocket before exiting the train at 1st Avenue. Three minute subway working manicure.

flavin flavor flav

Dan Flavin homage, Calvin Klein Jeans Fall 2009

Dan Flavin homage, Calvin Klein Jeans Fall 2009

it’s not easy being a ’70s variety show star

“I feel like a bad episode of Taxi just walked out,” says a scrawny, greasy blond door guy at some red rum looking bar in Baltimore with drinks that cost $4.25.

The glass door shuts behind us.

“Did you hear what that guy said to us?” I tell A., who spent a portion of the bus ride down here telling me about her kickboxing class.

“What? What did he say?” and she’s off, storming the front door in her black jumpsuit and red boots, fists clenched. “What did you to me?” she says to greasy guy, her voice seething as her short curls jumped off her head.

“I didn’t say anything,” the guy cowers. “He said it,” pointing to another guy sitting next to him.

“Yeah, well, if you have something to say to me, say it to my face.” She slams the door behind her. She wants to kick something, or smash a chair. “Let’s go!” she commands our group as her red boots pick up speed. Everyone else in the group is confused, thinking we’ve insulted the locals without cause. Yet after a bizarre performance on a cable access show with nearly zero audience reaction or interaction, at that moment we are looking for any way to engage. At the very least, the door guy got us.

scopophiliac knitwear fetishists (space is the place #3)

He greets you at the door in a pair of knit chaps and a zippered top with fuchsia-lined slits that reveal pink nipples and his navel. “Go on up,” he says, “there are things she wants you to try on.” Upstairs, a low din of sound comes from behind a studio door. This space is the place. Slowly, I open the door. A semi-circle of half-nude people stand inside; there is a woman in a satin pregnancy suit. Across the way, a dude in suspenders, bow-tie and ripped fabric stands at attention like an extra in Cabaret.

Others are stripped down to their underwear. “Are you the designer?” I ask one girl wearing some sort of bustier stretched tautly across her chest. “No, she’s over there,” she carefully points. “Sorry, I don’t want to fall out of this thing,” she says as she struggles to keep the thin fabric in place. Suddenly, I feel completely overdressed, as though I’m at a nudist camp. I’m embarrassed to be wearing so many clothes. Rather than a nudist colony, though, it’s like a special club for deconstructed knitwear fetishists. They’ve run out of knit costume pieces by the time I arrive. I begin to suspect that some overly-enthusiastic guests are wearing more than one. Yes. “They told me I took too many,” says a guy in boxer briefs as he hands me an erotic looking piece of ruffled pale pink ultrasuede with two strings on either end. I tie it around my thigh like a garter. Continue reading ’scopophiliac knitwear fetishists (space is the place #3)’

most stories about the us-mexico border are bs

“Drugs and murder are quickly turning that country into one of the most dangerous* in the world,” says an ABC Channel 7 news anchor.

“We’re making sure this is not an easy way for Al Qaeda to get into America…” –Border patrol’s justification for increasing security along the border.

“Congress is calling for U.S. troops to come in to safeguard the border,” says news story narrator.

*Bike messengers make NYC one of the most dangerous places in the world.